Happy Birthday, Zach! Everyone go flood his inbox with sweet messages.
You should buy my book. I mean, it has great reviews and a lot of people are really loving it. You’d be helping out an aspiring writer. I would be tremendously happy for once. It would really mean a lot to me and I need your help now more than ever. I would really, honestly, truly appreciate any and all help I can get.
It’s a gay young adult fiction so I know it would interest a lot of people on Tumblr. I just really need to make this work. It’s one of the only things I believe I can make happen.